Centaurs: Hot or Not?
🐴✨ Witch, Yes! Presents: Centaurs! Person on Top, Horse on Bottom! ✨🐴
So you've caught feelings for a centaur. Understandable. He's seven feet tall, shirtless as a rule, and abbed beyond reason. Every horse girl who swore she'd grow out of it, this is where that goes. But before you bring your situationship home for the holidays, baby witches, we need to talk. About the ticks. The stink. The attitude. And the small matter of an entire mythological bloodline descended from men who simply could not keep it in their pants.
This week on Witch, Yes!, Alicia and Terra gallop through the wild, horny, tragic world of the centaur, from a Bronze Age misunderstanding to a bloodline born of one very cursed cloud (yes, cloud). But it's not all rowdy boys hauling off brides. There's also Chiron: the wounded healer who could cure anyone but himself, and whose story still lives in your birth chart.
Are centaurs monsters? Mentors? A warning about our own animal instincts? Or just misunderstood boys with good hair and bad impulse control? Saddle up, because it's about to get witchy as fuck. ✨🔮🐎
Hosted by Alicia Herder and Terra Keck.
Produced by Marcel Pérez.
Creative Directing by Mallory Jordan.
Music by Kevin MacLeod.
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